The most infamous, witty, clever, humorous, and touching lines from "Virtues of Harmony II"!
Ah Lo: It's night already! You don't need to dress like a man. All you need to do take off your make-up and they won't rape you because you're ugly and old.
Ah Yat: You don't need to dress up like a man or wear a mustache either. Just take off your shirt, go outside, and people will automatically know if you're a man or a woman!
Gam: It's your (Ah Yuet) fault for looking so young while Ah Lo looks aged. I don't blame you for being worried. Ah Lo's ex-boyfriend is an "A+" while you're a negative bad! There's bad, then there's negative bad, and at the bottom is the complete worst!
Gam: I would rather become a monk because turning towards men is too painful.
Ah Yat: I know I'll never get a lead role, but I don't care. Acting is my passion and as long as I get a role to act, no matter how small, I will perform to the best of my abilities and hope that people will see that and appreciate it.
Sa Sa: I have Charmaine Sheh's nose, Sonija Kwok's eyes, and Maggie Cheung's mouth, put together I'm like Kingdom Yuen.
Ah Lo: There are three ways to get people to like you: smile sweetly and flash your eyes; praise people with compliments; pretend you're foreign if you get into trouble.
Ah Yat: Yes, my boyfriend likes facials, likes wearing women's clothes, and is feminine, but that's what I like about him. He's sweet, sensitive, caring and loves me - that's manliness.
Gei: When I tell you, you don't understand. If you understand, you don't do it. When you do it, you do it wrong. When you're wrong, you don't change. When you change, you don't think it's right. What do you want?!
Ah Sing: Are you kidding me? We practiced for an hour and you don't remember a single dance step?
Sugar: I'm a beautiful woman, of course I'm slow!
Kei Sam: Honey! I got my money back!
Lam Sin: How much did you get that makes you so happy?
Kei Sam: $15! (Smiles and proudly waves up the money)
Lam Sin: Yeah, but I got an added 15 points! [For breaking traffic laws]
Gam: Don't compliment me too much! You'll become bored!
Ah Hong: If you're shameless and despicable enough, then everyone will be afraid of you.
Kiu: You people are helpless! You know every time you always misunderstand, so why don't you take the time to ask first?
Ah Lo: From the start you shouldn't have brought Michelle along to the audition.
Ah Yuet: That's right, a beauty competition always chooses beauties.
Ah Lo: If you want someone to come along, you should have asked someone who's uglier than you. You are really stupid.
Gam: Right, if Ah Yat had asked Ah Lo to go with her early on, there would have been no problem.
Ah Lo: I'm too tanned so I need to eat milk and tofu to make my skin tone lighter.
Ah Yat: Your tan comes from the blackness in your heart so your attempt is futile.
Ah Lo: Joey's beauty is in fact not a blessing. Men will be too shy of her beauty to woo her while women will be too jealous to befriend her. So she will end up all alone with no friends or lover.
Gam: Oh? The air conditioner is on so early in the morning? Auntie Chi, didn't you say that you weren't going to turn on the air conditioner anymore? But that's right, fat people are afraid of heat. Wah! Porridge and doughnuts? Sister Sa, I thought you weren't going to cook anymore? But you don't have a boyfriend so you don't want to be idle or else you'll become rotten.
Ah Lo: How come we all got our wallets stolen but yours is intact?
Gam: I look poor, so the robber knows I wouldn't have any money. He didn't want to waste time, so he skipped me.
Kiu: (Sucks her chopsticks and then grabs a piece of food)
Ah Yat: Mrs. Chuen, if you do that, how are we suppose to eat?
Kiu: Don't try to act like you're high-class. When you guys go to the restaurants, those waiters spit in your food and yet you people still eat it enjoyably and don't know a thing. So, what difference does it make? (Lowers voice) In fact, you people have eaten a significant amount of my spit as well.
Kiu: (Looks at jar full of paper stars) A thoughtful gift? If he had given me a tissue, I could have used it to blow my nose. What am I to do with this? I can't eat or sell it. It's useless! Why don't you throw it out into the sea to save room?
Ah Yuet: A marriage is not just a simple thing between two people. It's between two entire families.
Lily: I love my youngest daughter the most because she resembles me the most.
Ah Lo: What a tragedy! You'll have to love her a little more then!
Sa Sa: Ah Yat has three wisdom teeth, Ah Yuet has none, and Ah Nin has two.
Ah Yat: I have the most wisdom then!
Ah Nin: But the problem is that your wisdom grows in your teeth!
Ying Gei: Insurance is terrible! It's like betting your life with someone on when you're going to die.
Ying Gei: Seeing how you (Nim Chi) smile so vividly, you must be the aunt. (Looks around) I heard from Ah Nin that his mother is foolish, but very cute. How come I don't see her? Oh, I'm sorry! So you're Ma Chi!
Nim Chi: (Laughs) Well, I'm quite foolish.
Ying Gei: (Smiles) But quite cute.
Lily: (Taps on telephone booth with her keys)
Man Gwai Fei: (Rolls her eyes and waits impatiently watching and listening) What are you tapping?
Lily: I wanted to tell you that I was here.
Man Gwai Fei: You don't have to tap like that here, but like this. (Taps the correct code for Lily to hear)
Lily: So what did I tap before?
Man Gwai Fei: Curse words.
Man Gwai Fei: Lily, what did you bring to work today?
Lily: A purse and a box of cakes.
Man Gwai Fei: So that explains it. You didn't bring your brain to work! (Scolds Lily)
Ah Hong: This purse! I don't get it. When a man goes out, he only has his two hands. For a woman, it's like she's moving, carrying so much stuff.
Gam: To win a woman's affection, a man will go through great lengths.
Sa Sa: I don't believe it.
Ah Yuet: I have to agree. If Mr. Wong didn't want to pursue Auntie, he wouldn't come to "Tung Mat Yuen."
Wong Sheung: Right.
Sa Sa: Huh?!
Gam: What's the first most important thing to do when living together?
Ying Gei: Get into bed.
Everyone: Huh?!
Ying Gei: What I meant was arranging the bedroom.
Ah Lam: (Spys on Ah Yat and Ah San after building up a situation for them to date) Do you have to be so close? Why don't you take off your jacket for her? (Ah San gives his jacket to Ah Yat) Huh?! Sze Gee San, why are you so greedy? The weather isn't even cold. There's no wind or snow. (Sneezes) Hey, do you really think you're her boyfriend? This is your first time going out with her! If it wasn't for me... Wait, I want to bring them together. Aiya, what am I standing here for?!
Ying Gei: (Dreamily) The day that Gam Gam makes paper stars for me is that day I'll agree to marry him.
Gam: (Sweetly) The day that Ying Gei meets paper stars from me (yells) is the day she'll have to wake up from her dream!
11th brother: If the chance is gone, it will never come back. I have to blame myself for not taking the chance. If you have a chance, you must take it.
Ah Lo: The most important thing to do tonight (wedding night) is to see if we profitted or not.
Love Sister: Don't eat that cake! I just picked it up off the floor!
Gam: You just picked it up? That means it's still fresh then! (Keeps eating)
Man Gwai Fei: I have the highest pay in the company. If I buy only 10 lottery tickets, it'll be embarrassing.
Ah Lo: She wants to buy more than you (Ah Nin).
Lily: Right, right, so you're going to buy it all?
Man Gwai Fei: Wrong. 11 will do. I don't like to be too flashy. One more is enough.
Love Sister: I just cleaned the bathroom and now you're going to use the toliet?
Gam: If I didn't use the bathroom, then you wouldn't have any work to do!
Ah Lo: It's already a burden to catch a cold. Let's not even talk about giving birth! It'll be like taking my breasts and putting it down to my bottom.
Ah Yuet: Ah Lo is afraid that if she gives birth, her upper part will become small and her lower part will be big.
Ah Yat: You're worrying too much! Your body has no definition, it's the same all around. It won't matter where which part goes where.
Ah Lo: You're right. There's some people who haven't given birth and yet their body looks like it has. Gravity is so powerful!
Ah Yat: It's better to have some effect than none, right second sister-in-law?
Ying Gei: There are some things that you can't make a mistake about, not even once.
Gam: A man's biggest responsibility is to lead his woman. His second responsibility is to be a human ATM machine for his woman.
Gam: An accomplished man makes enough money for his woman to spend. An accomplished woman is one who can find herself a man to pay for all of her expenses.
Ah Lo: As long as a man says "sorry" and admits his wrong, that will touch the woman enough to forgive him.
Ah Yuet: That means all of my gifts were wasted then... (Ah Lo glares at him)
When you love someone, you will always call their name... Gam: Take my "Einstein" (Ying Gei) for instance. She always calls me, "Gam ah!"
Ah Yat: You call her name too.
Gam: When?
Ah Yat: When it's time to pay the bill!
Gam: Do you think I look like this actor?
Salesclerk: If I say yes, will you buy it all?
Gam: If I say you look like Lau Wah, will you not charge me?
Salesclerk: Stop wasting my time and get away!
Man Gwai Fei: You people are so pitiful!
Ah Lo: No, we're really happy.
Man Gwai Fei: This is considered happy? Don't you know there are three things that women can't buy? They are diamonds, chocolates, and roses. Men must buy them otherwise they won't be valuable.
Gam: What kind of world do you think we live in now? Men are women are equal! If you like it, you can buy it yourself instead of waiting for someone to buy it for you as a present. Isn't that right?
Ah Yuet: That's right. You feel more comfortable and satisfied making and spending your own money.
Man Gwai Fei: These men clearly don't have enough credentials. But, you have to look at who their women are.
Ah San: The chance of winning the lottery is very slim. It's like encountering an alien and going back with him on a spaceship. He'll then take you back in time to the Ching dynasty where you can meet Lady Yu Fei, become a concubine candidate, and eventually be promoted to "gwai yan" (worthy lady). The probability is zero!
Man Gwai Fei: I've walked all this way and it's still 6:30? Has the world stopped spinning?!
Salesclerk: Miss Man, you're so free?
Man Gwai Fei: At leisure? I'm very busy! This shirt is too wrinkly, the flower will fall off. It's bad. This one is better, but looks familiar. I can try it. This outfit is even better. I think I must try it. I want to try it!
Salesclerk: Miss Man, you already bought it last week!
Man Gwai Fei: Is that so? Aren't there any new products? I keep seeing the same stuff.
Salesclerk: I'm sorry, but there aren't any new shipments until next week.
Man Gwai Fei: Next week?! Tell the owner that I came to shop, but there's nothing to buy!
Nim Chi: Being a person, the most important thing that you have to know is how to compensate (turn around).
(Ah Nin agrees. There is thunder that signals that rain is on its way, so Nim Chi turns her head around to look. They discuss what they're going to do because there are still clothes on the rooftop that need to be taken down before it rains (change in plans due to the rain).)
Ah Nin: Ma Chi, we're talking to you. How come you're not looking at us?
Nim Chi: I twisted my neck! I can't turn around (compensate)!
Wong Sheung: That stand is so dirty with flies, why do you want to eat there?
Gam: Because that stand has flies, it is clear that the food is better there. This stand here is clean without any flies buzzing around because it's not as good. Why would we eat here because even the flies do not want it!
Gam: He's (Wong Sheung) really not my father? Are you sure?
7th Sister: (Slaps Gam) I'm very certain. It's you who is unclear.
Gam: Situations with the boss taking advantage of his employee is common.
7th Sister: (Slaps) My boss and I are totally innocent.
Gam: If he's not my father, then who is?
7th Sister: I don't know.
Gam: Don't tell me you were that wild and reckless?
7th Sister: (Slaps) Stop thinking nonsense! I didn't give birth to you. I found you on the streets.
Gam: (Thunder clash, sad music. Sadden and shocked expression) God! Why is this like the situations in movies?
11th brother: God! Why did you let me know so late? I treated Sa Sa so badly after all she did for me! I'm not human! I deserve to die! You can use thunder to kill me! (Startled at a thunderlike sound) Do you have to be in such a rush to punish me?
Ying Gei: Gam Gam, it doesn't matter if you don't have any parents. I can be your father! I can instruct you. I know English, math, and history. I know it all! I can also be your mother. I can cook and knit sweaters for you. I know that a successful man must have a supportive woman behind him. But who ever heard of a successful man with his parents encouraging him?
Gam: (Bangs head on the wall)
Ying Gei: (Holds Gam's face) As long as you have me, it's enough!
Gam: Do you know that behind a failed man is a woman who's always yapping nonsensically?
Ah Yuet: Our mother is the best while other people's mothers are hard to deal with.
Ah Hong: A woman doesn't have an official "girlfriend" title until a man takes her mom to meet his mother.
7th Sister: A younger husband and an older wife is not a good match. If you want to like older women, wait until after I die!
Ying Gei: I have a gift for you. It's some face cream. It can make your skin white and beautiful. Hope you will use it.
Sa Sa: This product guarantees to vanish wrinkles. She's implying that you're old! You're so crafty!
Ying Gei: I didn't think that! Don't frame me!
Sa Sa: Be more courteous!
7th Sister: But I really am old! My skin is all wrinkly. I must use it. Sa Sa, how about I save some for you?
Sa Sa: You're such a comedian!
7th Sister: Do you want that old snake or this old woman?
Ah Mei: I have a plan! We can throw Sister OK and 7th Sister into the ocean. Then we can see who Gam will save first!
Ah Yat: That's right. If he saves you first, then we won't have a problem and even if 7th Sister doesn't drown, she will be really pissed.
Ah Lo: If he saves 7th Sister, then you will die and he won't have to pick.
Ying Gei: It's useless. Gam Gam doesn't know how to swim. The only person who will die from drowning in the ocean is he, and a horrible death as well!
Ah Lo: It doesn't matter if you guys don't like it. As long as Ah Yuet likes it, then it's ok.
Ah Yat: You're hard to swallow as it is and yet my brother doesn't have a problem. Let's not even mention a little dessert!
Gam: It's not bad. Even after three days, the bad taste will still be there. It can be used for slimming!
Gam: Women are known to change their minds all the time!
Bully: If you don't apologize, I will kill you!
Gam: No problem! I don't want to live anyways. I can't jump from tall buildings because I'm afraid of heights. I fear that I'll foam at the mouth if I hang myself. I'll create a mess if I use coal to suffocate. You're so kind to send me off! Isn't that right?
Kiu: How can you bring a strange man home? Ah Mei is still a virgin and I am still very attractive!
Sa Sa: God, why do you keep letting me hear things that I shouldn't hear?
Dai Chuen: How can you say such words? Is it because you haven't done a charitable good in a long time?
Ah Hong: Why aren't things ideal? Why am I 11th brother's son? Why are you Auntie Chi's daughter? Why did Auntie Chi fall in love with 11th brother?
Ah Yat & Ah Hong: (Sighs)
Taxi Driver: Why, why? Why haven't you told me where you want to go and keep making me go around in circles?
Ah Yat: You're such a sissy! I don't know why I liked you!
Ah Hong: You're not any better. You think you're so hot and young! If I do like you, it's because ghosts are blinding me.
Ah Yat: Fine, let's pretend we don't know each other!
Ah Hong: Good riddance!
(Runs towards each other and hug)
Ah Yat: I really can't hate you like before anymore.
Ah Hong: Same here. Every time I yell at you, it hurts me and I can't get the words out.
Kiu: You owe someone money? Then transfer it to this bank account.
11th brother: Thank you, sister-in-law.
Dai Chuen: Honey, this is your bank account!
Ah Mei: You want to take advantage?
Kiu: What? He wants to pay someone back! I'm doing him a favor so that he can feel better!
Kiu: A man's love is proven by the value of the jewelry that he gives you. Judging from that light chain, his love is so shallow like kid's pool that even a baby couldn't drown in!
Gam: How can I prove my love for her is deep?
Kiu: At least a diamond, and more than two karats! She'll drown and suffocate for sure!
Ying Gei: Gam Gam!
Gam: If this is so, I'll also have to suffocate!
Dai Chuen: I didn't read the DNA report. I've thought it over. Ah Mei has been my only daughter. I've always loved her a lot. I never doubted that she wasn't my real daughter before. How can our love over the course of years not be greater than a report? Throughout this ordeal, Ah Mei has been innocent. I see her as my daughter, she views me as her father. It doesn't matter if it's fake or real. In this lifetime, Ah Mei will remain the daughter of Sek Dai Chuen.
11th brother: Do you think my son is gay?
Dai Chuen: Of course not! He can be girly and hang out with a lot of girls, but that doesn't make him gay.
11th brother: Thanks for your opinion.
(Underwear falls on Dai Chuen's head)
Dai Chuen: Damn! This is a woman's underwear, I'll get bad luck!
11th brother: Don't worry, this is just Ah Hong's underwear!
Dai Chuen: That's even worse! Gay underwear means bad luck for 3 years!
Nim Chi: That means none of the outfits suit me?
Ah Yat: Frankly, with your age and body, it's very hard to find a suitable outfit.
Nim Chi: Then what am I to do?
Joey: I've figured it out!
Nim Chi: You've decided what I should wear?
Joey: No, I've got inspiration for my designing contest! I want to make a suitable outfit for a woman who's fat, isn't very tall, has short legs, and has a long body. It'll be perfect for women who are busybodies!
Nim Chi: That clearly doesn't suit me!
Gam: He's acting so nice, he must have an alterior motive!
Sa Sa: Even when you're not acting nice you still have other motives!
Gam: This drink is too warm! How can you drink it?
Lam Sin: I'm used to it! Besides, the eastern doctor says that cold drinks and foods are harmful to the kidneys and spine!
Gam: Oh, then I must stay away.
Lam Sin: You're going to stay away from cold foods?
Gam: No, I must stay away from the eastern doctor!
Kei Sam: I lost a thousand dollars today!
Yuk Gong: Did you get robbed?
Kei Sam: Who dares to steal from me? I'll rip their flesh apart!
Ah Yuet: You got conned?
Ah Lo: Mom is so clever! It's impossible to trick her.
Lam Sin: Why are there ice cubes in this drink? Cold drinks are bad for a man's spine!
Gam: Says who?
Lam Sin: My wife.
Gam: What's wrong with your neck?
Lam Sin: My wife told me never to look at women, especially when they're wearing revealing clothing. Look at how short her skirt is! One look could be deadly. The lightest is the growth of pimples and the heaviest is sudden death!
Gam: You shouldn't listen to women's words. If your wife told you to die, would you?
Lam Sin: You're young. You don't know anything yet.
Gam: I do. You're a 100% slave for your wife.
Lam Sin: Being afraid of your wife allows you to be rich.
Gam: Here's $15,000.
Lam Sin: Hey, why did you give me so much money?
Gam: We won $30,000. I'm a very fair person, so I split it evenly!
Lam Sin: There's so much money. Don't let my wife know! Ah Yuet and Ah Lo as well.
Gam: I know what to do, I won't.
Lam Sin: How do you suppose I should spend this money?
Gam: If you don't gamble you won't know if your lucky and if you don't play with women, you won't know your strength!
Lam Sin: You're encouraging me to cheat? You want me to die?
Gam: Then go buy something that you like.
Lam Sin: If I buy something, my wife will find out!
Gam: Then buy food with it.
Lam Sin: If I eat too much, then the deal will be exposed!
Gam: Why don't you just give the money to charity then?
Lam Sin: That idea's quite good.
Gam: Crazy!
Lam Sin: If I have too much money in my pockets, my wife will find it, and take it.
Ah Yuet: Mother-in-law is very controlling of father-in-law. She makes sure he doesn't gamble or cheat on her. She also forbids him from drinking cold drinks.
Ah Lo: Mom is thinking of the best for him!
Ah Yat: Ha! The best? She treats him no differently than animals in the zoo.
Gam: The difference is that he's more pitiful!
Kei Sam: What are you afraid of? Who isn't talked bad about? Who doesn't talk bad about others? I'm only stating the truth!
11th brother: I can't believe big brother and big sister-in-law supported us too!
Nim Chi: $12.5? That's the amount of change that Ah Wong gave them this morning!
Ah Lo: Are you two human?
Dai Chuen: What? We're really smart. We guessed that something would go wrong.
Kiu: That's right. Now that the performane was canceled, we lost the least money!
Gam: You people are so shallow! Inner beauty is the most important.
Ah Lo: To a person who suffers from physical deformity, those words are encouraging!
Ah Yuet: Some people aren't blessed, big brother, so they have to put a little more effort into looking good!
Ying Gei: Looking at the mirror and putting on powder and lipstick are the three biggest moves of a woman.
Wong Sheung: Let me give you some pointers. If you give your girlfriend flowers, make sure they're all the same. This way, when she asks, you won't say the wrong thing. When you write the card, use "Honey" at the top and "Baby" at the bottom. That way, you can have as many girlfriends as you want and won't run into any trouble.
Wong Sheung: I thought because you wore such a yellow shirt you had color blindness, but actually your vision is so sharp!
Gam: Because I gave her all of the food, when the bill comes, I can pass it to her too!
Ying Gei: We're treating Ah Lo this meal so that she'll calm down.
Gam: You messed up and we fixed it for you. Now you want us to calm you?
Ah Lo: What? I'm not happy! If I had to pay for this meal, I would become depressed and die!
Gam: Ah Mei is better than Joey!
Ah Mei: I can't compare to Joey in any regard!
Gam: That's right! That's why it's understandable that you're still single. Joey is different. She is young and pretty. Men are afraid to approach her and women are jealous! She has no boyfriend or friends. If she's unlucky, she might end up old and alone!
Ah Nin: Don't talk nonsense!
Ah Yuet: It's not nonsense. Beautiful women have added stress.
Ah Lo: Women are indeed jealous.
Gam: Men don't have enough confidence to woo her.
Ying Gei: In that case, she really has no boyfriend, friends, or love. When she's old, she'll have nothing!
Ah Lo: You guys shouldn't treat me this meal! Treat the beautiful Joey instead because she's more unfortunate than me!
Franco: That path was supposed to be a road of life, but because too many people crowded in it, it became a road of death. Being a person, you can't follow a crowd. To succeed, you must make your own path.
Ying Gei: You don't have to dress your whole body in name-brand clothes to look expensive. As long as you have one or two expensive items that capture the focus of those who look at you, then you will look expensive.
Man Gwai Fei: You people are clearly lost! Speaking of name-brands, let me tell you guys something. There are some people who have a big head and wear a huge hat. They think it's cool to do "mix and match." They don't know anything! Expensive clothes mixed with cheap clothes is like mixing bird's nest with flour! It is really horrible!
Ying Gei: Mix and match can create a unique taste.
Man Gwai Fei: You're right, but if you mix back and forth, you downgrade yourself. We're women. If we don't make enough money, then we can be cheap and dress like that for our whole outfit. But for people who make a lot of money like myself, I buy name-brands and wear it all over. Mixing will cause people to call think you have "bad taste!"
Gwai: This place has no customers.
Gam: That's better. The other restaurant had a lot of customers, but they were too arrogant! They treated us like we were beggers. This place is different. There's no customer, so when business comes in, they treat us like gods!
Gwai: Look at this wonton! It's so big.
Gam: Right. Courting girls is like eating wonton noodles.
Gwai: It's better to get them big?
Gam: What's the use of getting them big? When courting girls, it's best not to choose ones that have a lot of men wooing her. She'll just spend your money! Even if you successfully get her, she'll be high-maintence! It's difficult to please them! If you court a girl, pick someone who's not highly pursued. When she sees you pursuing her, she'll be so moved that she'll easily reimburse you! You'll have higher chance of success! This is from personal experience. Now you understand why I chose Einstein.
Gwai: I know.
Gam: You do?
Gwai: I already asked her. She said the same thing as you!
Dai Chuen: Your mom wants to kill me!
Kiu: It's because you're weak! Are you almost going to die?
Dai Chuen: You want to curse me?
Kiu: Do you think I want you to die? If you die, then what will happen to Ah Mei and me? Think about it! Your little brother will take this house! It won't be an issue for me becuase because I can always remarry. What about Ah Mei? You want her to lie on the streets?
Dai Chuen: You're so evil! Your husband's not dead yet and you want to remarry already!
Kiu: I'm only thinking about Ah Mei's future. She has no one to take care of her. I can't support her! Why don't you think of a way for your brother to die earlier? That way, it won't be an issue and you can die whenever you want.
Dai Chuen: In conclusion, you just want to curse me to die! Let me warn you! If I die, I'll take you along with me!
Kiu: Your death is your own matter! Don't drag me along!
Ah Mei: I only want people to see me happy because I don't want to burden anyone.
Ah Mei: Dice, you're so lucky. You have a lot of people who love you. I'm much worse off. You're not like me. I have a mom who curses her dad to die and a dad who always quarrels with her mom. When you appear, everyone is happy. But for me, no one even notices when I'm there. I really have to judge my own abilities. Must I really marry a beggar? I shouldn't bother anyone, right?
Ah Mei: (Feels Lily's pulse) Congratulations! You're pregnant!
Lily: What?! That can't be! I'm taking birth control pills!
Ah Mei: Maybe you forgot to take it once or twice.
Lily: (Pulls close to Ah Mei) My husband's been working in the mainland! We haven't slept together in two months.
Ah Mei: Maybe it's not his baby then.
Lily: That could be it... (Thinks about her statement) Huh?!
